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A HASH HOUSE HARRIER / HARRIETTE

• IS: - a bit crazy
• HAS: - half a mind
  - a sense of humour
• APPRECIATES: - life's little absurdities
  - single-minded togetherness
• ENJOYS: - lunatic paper-chases
  - alcoholic binges

What do I do when I'm on an airplane and the person next to me is a real pain in the ass?

I get out my laptop.

Open the laptop very, very slowly.

Turn it on.

Make sure that the pain-in-the-ass person is looking ...

Close my eyes for a couple of seconds ... look up .... take a deep breath ....

And ...

Open this site:       http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

The Hit Man

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.
 
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!' was the response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always mouthing off, so shoot her in the mouth.'

'Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.

'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand here.....'

What Is Hashing

Hashing is a form of non-competitive cross-country running with the main objective of working up a decent thirst which is why we start the run from a pub car park (There is some element of planning in this madness!), 

We meet every Monday evening at 6.45pm at a pub and go for a gentle, or not so gentle run.  Afterwards, we head back to the pub for beer, food and the Hash Circle.

Great emphasis is placed on the social aspects - particularly the communal boozing session at the après-hash.

The Hash Run itself is a trail marked with flour laid by 2 hares before the event.  The trail is designed to be about 4-5 miles long and will take about an hour to cover. If you don't run that far / fast DO NOT PANIC.    The Hares, being cunning beasts, have provided alternative options on the trail so that at multiple places you can opt out of a long loop and follow the shortcut thus becoming a SCB or you can walk the whole route on the short trail.  If you want to go further /faster you will soon be known as a FRB and we have ways of keeping you from getting too far ahead.  The sign of a good trail is where we all meet at the rendezvous points and at the end within about 5 minutes or so of each other.  The end is always back at the pub where drinks are available and you have a well justified thirst.

The Winchester Hash is a 'family' Hash ie suitable for all ages in both the routes laid and the general behaviour of the Hashers.  Current hashers ages range from 6 to well over 70 and we believe that everyone should do as much or as little as they want, so short-cutters and the totally idle are well catered for.

For more about Hashing, its rules (are there any?) , customs and history look on the FAQ Page
 

OK I'm interested - How do I join ?

This is the good bit - You don't 'join' a hash, there is no membership or annual fees.  You just turn up and join in for a run and enjoy the apres run drinks so far it has cost nothing more than expenditure of some energy.

Worst case scenario - you have a run with a load of people you never want to meet again, they give you a free half pint to drink down in one and you never come back. 

Best case scenario - you like it , you come back one or twice, then its every week then you start travelling to other hashes - you're hooked. 

Once you start coming back - that makes you a Hasher.  In due course you say or do something that gets you awarded a Hash Name and once you are hooked you may start laying trails, organising socials or joining the mis-management.  It is your choice how often you run or how involved you get.

There is of course some cost.  We charge £2 for adults and £1 for Hash Horrors per run.  This goes to subsidise the down downs and social events, insurance etc

DO IT , DO IT RIGHT NOW (OK wait for a Monday)  

We meet in the pub car park – you will recognise the hashers (shorts, t-shirts with hash markings, trainers – bit of a give away).  If you look like you are there for a run someone will come and introduce themselves if not then walk up to any of them an tell them that you are a Virgin (maybe better to say Hash Virgin) and you are in.

So turn up have a run with us

Have a look at the FAQ for a bit more on Hashing